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Leave it to P&C to keep it weird. Of course, this is something most of us see every day: a parachuting zebra. But, the weird part is the glowing green around the zebra. I’m sure but that’s almost too strange, like if you where that to the Renaissance Faire someone might say something derragutory. And, you don’t want that. So, either get this shirt and stay away from Faires, or don’t get this shirt and forever wonder if it was the missing link to your eternal happiness.
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If you like the random shit in life and if you like to wear original looking t-shirts that your creepy uncle does not wear (wait maybe he is the one that wears these) then you better take advantage of this deal, and that’s not a lie.
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If you lean toward the lo-fi style of life, then saving 10 percent at Polly & Crackers is probably something that puts a little bounce in your step. Or perhaps a gleam in your eye. Flutter in your heart. Buzz in your anus?
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This is a super random shirt. You have your cute panda just hanging out eating bamboo, looking sweet and cuddly (of course, he’s a bear and would probably chase you down and rip your face off if you got within 14 feet of it). And, then all of a sudden that black and white fuzzy cuteness attracts aliens, and they zip down in their flying saucer (or to be more interplanetarily correct…space craft), and beam up Hua Sheng or Sheng Hua, or Tai Shan, I forgot this particular animal’s name. This whole abduction was in the news, but then quickly covered up.
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What does it say about me that I love this I’d Rather Be Sashaying T Shirt unconditionally? There’s a girl with massive hair and a bonnet, cranking on the fiddle and doing the sashay thing in her heavy petticoats. Quite amazing. And, of all the “I’d Rather”, messages you see in a day (some experts estimate an average of 23 per day for each and every city dweller) this is probably my favorite, and in all actuality, I’ve never sashayed. But, just thinking that I might be capable of sashaying makes my heart skip a beat.
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I guess what we’re saying here is that only geeks and dweebs say no to drugs, because that’s what Sally is. Of course, she may have some very respectable qualities, like devotion to her pet rabbit, serious nightly homework sessions, and sitting quietly in church. But, if you’re really trying to get ahead you might need to say yes a few times, when offered speed, crank, heroin, grass, and barbituates and E and morphine drips. Just every once in a while so the movers and shakers don’t think you’re totally square.
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