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History T Shirts – remember the good times centuries ago with these fine designs featuring blasts from the past.

abandon ship tee Abandon Ship T Shirt From Threadless

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You’re not going to find a cooler shirt design than this Abandon Ship T Shirt by Niel Quisaba. It’s like the Shackleton expedition with an added cute monster element. Something about the composition is just stunning and ridiculously appealing.

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new york city seal t shirt New York City Seal T Shirt by Busted Tees

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Is this really the New York City Seal? I’m not sure I’m buying it. Indians, pilgrims, barrels, and beavers. I guess that pretty much sums up the greatest metropolis on Earth.

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wright brothers telegraph t shirt Telegraph Wright Brothers T Shirtbuy now button yellow Telegraph Wright Brothers T ShirtThis must be the telegraph the Wright Brothers sent out after they finally got their flying machine in the air December 17 1903 in the village of Kitty Hawk. They told their father they got it up in the air and to tell the press. At least that’s what I think it says. The mimeograph of the telegraph is a bit blurry. Not quite like email.

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vlads gentlemens club t shirt Vlads Gentlemens Club T Shirt from Uncle Cletusbuy now button yellow Vlads Gentlemens Club T Shirt from Uncle CletusVoted Romania’s Best Pole Dancing Since 1456. If you don’t get this then I’m going to have to teach you a little history. Vlad was known as Vlad the Impaler because he executed so many people in Romania back in the day. Now, follow with me here. Part of his deal was impaling people’s heads on poles as a deterrant to other enemies or rogue citizens. If you’re about to do something Vlad didn’t like, you’d think twice because no matter how good looking you are, nobody looks their best with a severed head stuck on the tip of a pole.

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pink freud t shirt Sigmund Freud Pink Floyd Mashup Pink Freud T Shirt from Five Finger Teesbuy now button yellow Sigmund Freud Pink Floyd Mashup Pink Freud T Shirt from Five Finger TeesThis is a pretty spectacular little mashup wordplay sort of deal. If Freud saw you wearing this Pink Freud T Shirt he’d have a field day analyzing all of your shit. You like wearing pink. You like mashups of very popular bands and very popular psychologists. And, well, that’s all I can think of because I’ve never seen you in person. Of course, Sigmund will have something to say about the fact that you’re walking around on your college campus with your hand in the back pocket of your mom’s jeans, and she’s got her hand in the back pocket of your skinny jeans.

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keep calm and move along t shirt Star Wars Keep Calm and Move Along T Shirt from Busted Teesget this shirt orange button1 Star Wars Keep Calm and Move Along T Shirt from Busted TeesC3PO and R2D2 seemed to get into a lot of binds where the most prudent way to proceed was to follow the advice on this Keep Calm and Move Along T Shirt. This, of course, is a mashup of the WWII sign from the Great Britain, Keep Calm and Carry On and Star Wars. If you are a George Lucas fanboy or fangirl, Busted Tees was thinking of you when they put together this one.

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short dead dude t shirt Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure Napoleon Short Dead Dude T Shirtget this shirt green button Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure Napoleon Short Dead Dude T ShirtDamn. Keanu Reeves looks young in that movie. I’m old. But, it’s fun to remember the good times, like Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, and all that history they got to live first hand. Mind blowing. This Napoleon Short Dead Dude T Shirt is a classic, and it’s funny because it’s true. Plus, he was French and that’s hilarious, especially when he gets 86’d from the bowling alley in the scene below.

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macarthur returns t shirt Battle of Leyte General Macarthur Returns With a Surfboard T Shirtbuy now button yellow Battle of Leyte General Macarthur Returns With a Surfboard T ShirtApparently, General Douglas MacArthur returned from somewhere with his crew. And his pants were rolled up and he had a surfboard. The waves in the Phillipines were pretty sweet, and since he’d come all that way to do battle, he didn’t want to waste an opportunity to catch a few waves after the fighting bullshit was over.

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absinthe makes the heart grow fonder t shirt Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder T Shirtbuy now button yellow Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder T ShirtLast time I had absinthe fondness of heart was the last thing on my mind. I was more or less freaking out about how the world was all chunked up like a Van Gogh painting, hoping that shit would come back down to normal after too long. I couldn’t handle that naughty beverage, but then again, the psychic told me I have weak kidneys, so I probably just can’t process the stuff.

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viva la cake t shirt Marie Antoinette Viva La Cake T Shirtbuy now button yellow Marie Antoinette Viva La Cake T ShirtNice little use of historical figure Marie Antoinette and a little twist on her famous quote: “let them eat cake.” Now, we’re saying “life to cake” or “long live cake” and we just happen to have the voluptuous image of Marie in the background. Of course, Headline Shirts created this Viva La Cake T Shirt as a current social commentary, as all of the money flows into the banking cartel and others in the top .1 percent of wealth possessors, and away from the middle class and lower class. Soon we’ll have some East Coast snobs singing “let them eat cake” as the lines snake around a mile long to grab the government issues five pound blocks of cheese.

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invaders t shirt Cleveland Indians Spoof Invaders T Shirtbuy now button yellow Cleveland Indians Spoof Invaders T ShirtThis is a funny shirt with that comically grinning pilgrim mimicking the grinning Indian on the Cleveland Indians logo. Then, what you have is the name Invaders in place of Indians. No, it doesn’t say pilgrims. It says Invaders as in they came over on boats on forcefully took over the land. This Invaders T Shirt is one of those dealios that makes you laugh, but then also stop and think deep stuff like fuck the Cleveland Indians, I’m rooting for the Red Sox in the pennant race.

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wright brothers nitro circus t shirt Wright Brothers Nitro Circus T Shirtbuy now button yellow Wright Brothers Nitro Circus T ShirtThe entire contents of this Wright Brothers Nitro Circus T Shirt is as follows:

The Amazing Wright Brothers Nitro Circus. Wilbur and Orville. Incredible Stunts. Loose Women. Flying Machines. What they don’t tell you in the history books. Right? I had no idea that after the Wright Brothers gained notoriety with their flying machine, they parlayed the success into a travelling variety show. What an oversight by the historians. Perhaps they didn’t like the mention of the loose women, so they skipped the entire story altogether. Puritans.

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