May 2010

The Bear Jew beat Nazi’s with a baseball bat in the Quentin Tarantino film, Inglourious Basterds. That was a cool film. That’s a cool cowboy justice concept. Thus, you must have a shirt that celebrates fictional righteous violence. That’s right…the bat is on the shirt as well.

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You know I never really thought about the hazards of jet packing. I mean you’re blowing flames probably 6 inches from your back down toward your legs and feet. If you forget the fire-retardant asbestos jump suit, you very well may have a burning leg issue on your hands, which I imagine is very difficult to deal with 1200 feet in the air with your hands occupied with steering and accelerating with the jetpack handles.

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Legalize the marijuana. When the going gets tough with the economy, the tough legalize a quite harmless drug. End the doobie prohibition. Yes you can California. Set the precedent. Yes you can Obama. Make it a federal mandate. Bring in the tax revenue empty the prisons of nonviolent criminals, so we don’t have to pay $30K plus to house and feed them.

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Size Matters is a pretty dorky name for this tshirt. Doesn’t really capture the humor that’s going on here. Don’t get me wrong the graphic artistry is top notch in delivering the funny, but the name just doesn’t work. Apparently, there was a popularity contest to name, which is why there’s a little disconnect. The pros designed it but didn’t name it.

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It’s about time these zoo animals that escape are put through due process, rather than getting off scott free because they’re “wild beasts” and can’t help mauling the people around them. Same thing as the insanity plea. Pretty much anybody that kills someone in cold blood is “insane” at the time of the murder. You have to be to pull something like that off.

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Love the hovering Gandhi head, the bright pink lettering, and, of course, the message. After he got through with all that hairy nonviolent resistance to the British Empire, Gandhi figured he’d done all the heavy lifting he needed to accomplish in his lifetime. The rest of his time on Earth was devoted to spreading the message of chill.

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Nice juxtaposition of garish and stately, with the spread eagle neon lady enticing you to come and sell your soul for a little bit of that New New Deal this great country of ours offers. Pay the politicians pass the legislation or stall it, and reap the residual rewards.

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