Zombie T Shirts: Not sure why zombies are so huge in the culture other than the fact that everybody feels like with the world economy as it is, the Apocalypse is upon us. What better way to deal with these fears than design, print, and wear zombie tees?
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Zombies! Nice little play on a trite saying. If you twist a trite saying around and add zombies, then that trite saying becomes fresh, invigorating, or worthy of a guffaw or two. Now if we could get a graveyard back-and-forth of “taste great” and “less filling” my life would be complete.
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Guess the zombie face eating dude in Miami was high on bath salts — street name for some over the counter drugs that fuck you up. Rudy Eugene was at a music festival, took the salts and went nuts, then got shot. I was looking at that guy’s face and he looked like a normal dude, so it makes sense it was a one-time freak out on some potent chemical shit.
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Like this one. Evolution from monkey to cave man to work in an office 9-5 man to dead to resurrected as the undead. Very simple concept but I haven’t seen it before. Packs a humor punch. What will be interesting is the next step in the evolution. Humans that live today probably will not be able to conceptualize that because we’re already projecting the zombie thing. Knowing too much will be overwhelming, but people have called me a prophet on occassion so I’m going to tell you what I think is next after zombie.
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I think maybe life has passed me by. That’s the kind of thoughts I have when I see that Zombie Lincoln was a massively popular novel and soon to be released as a movie. Oh wait, that was vampire Lincoln or was that zombie killer Lincoln. He has a hatchet. I know that.
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Look there’s a zombie hand coming out of the grave, so now we’re talking about the undead, which means this creature has survived, thus it is stronger, thereby making the old truism so true again.
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What is it with this YOLO business? I honestly don’t think I even ever noticed that initialism or the phrase in my entire life, but in the last couple days everybody, including the awesome Snorg Tees, has had something cute to say about You Only Live Once.
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Zombies are bad, but zombies from Hell are worse. I would have to say that is very true. Or maybe that Zombies Bad Worse T Shirt is saying that if you’re stuck in hell with zombies that’s the worst. Being on Earth with zombies is bad. Being in purgatory with zombies is really bad. And being in the sulphur flames enveloped by pure evil and being attacked by hordes of the undead is horrific.
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Come on. You know what this is from. Of course you do. Remember, you watched it on a screen and laughed at the funny parts and jumped at the scary parts. Here’s a clue. Zombies. Really? You don’t know what this Hershels Zombie Storage T Shirt is referencing? Think hard. Quiet your mind. It’s on the tip of your tongue and the top of your mind.
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Can’t get enough zombie shirts in my collection, and this Zombie Astronaut T Shirt is certainly a worthy addition. Man, that zombie is going to have a tough time finding sustenance in space. Not a lot of blood up there in the oxygenless atmosphere. But, surely he knew that before he embarked so he probably has a lot of blood reserves in the fridge on board the ship.
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This is a big burn. Everybody you see is going to feel burned. You’re going to be on fire burning people left and right and left and right and center. A movement may start against you because you are burning up the city. People are devestated. They can’t go on. They just read your Zombies Eat Brains So You’re Safe T Shirt and now they know their place. In fact, you may need to cover that thing up if there’s anyone you want on your side, otherwise you become the Lone Wolf. You drink alone. You walk alone. You drive alone.
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This is obviously a parody of the very popular children’s book, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, by Eric Carle. In that book, the Caterpillar eats through a lot greenery, and then tries to eat a lollipop, pie, sausage, muffin and watermelon and gets sick, so he goes back to eating leaves and eventually turns into a butterfly.
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God I love that little kid. Ginger, snaggle teeth, freckles, button down shirt with tie and sweater. Bright eyes. And a nice big plate of brains. If you were meant to be a zombie and you accepted and embraced that fate, the Apocalypse looks a whole lot brighter. Despite all the death and destruction, mister future zombie is actually just then finding his ultimate flow, which is all you can ever ask for this life time.
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