Snorg Tees

Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

The Office: Dwight vs. Jim. Seems like Jim is stealing Dwight’s thunder with the glasses, the shirt, the tie, and the snide, over confident manner of speech. Dwight engages at first then starts to get freaked out and can’t handle it.

Read more on The Office Bears & Beets & Battle Star Galactica T Shirt…


Here’s what All About Philosophy has to say about communism:

“According to The Communist Manifesto, Communism has ten essential planks:

~ Abolition of Private Property.
~ Heavy Progressive Income Tax.
~ Abolition of Rights of Inheritance.
~ Confiscation of Property Rights.
~ Central Bank.
~ Government Ownership of Communication and Transportation.
~ Government Ownership of Factories and Agriculture.
~ Government Control of Labor.
~ Corporate Farms and Regional Planning.
~Government Control of Education.

Read more on Communists Have No Class T Shirt…


This hear is a little wordplay accompanied by a nice visual of Mt. Rushmore slightly altered. George Washington says “we will.” Thomas Jefferson says “we will.” Theodore Roosevelt says “rock.” Abraham Lincoln says “you.” And, you see, they’re all carved in “rock.” Rock…rock you…get it.

Read more on Mt. Rushmore We Will We Will Rock You T Shirt…


Brick Tamland, played by Steve Carell, trying to join in discussing what he loves, but Ron Burgundy detects that he’s just saying stuff he sees in the office…carpet, desk and lamp. Ron calls him on it, so Brick does what any retard would do and just tries to sell it. He goes 100% with loving the lamp. And, after this synopsis, you know why you should love this I Love Lamp T Shirt featuring a lovely little quote from the spunky little comedy Anchorman.

Read more on Anchorman I Love Lamp T Shirt…


Dwight K. Schrute is the Butch Cassidy to Michael’s Mozart, so that’s why we all appreciate him, especially the way he hides weapons all around the office. Tell me you don’t like Dwight. You can’t!

Read more on The Office Assistant to the Regional Manager T Shirt…


PB&J BFF T Shirt

by on December 17, 2010

Yes, it’s true peanut butter and jelly are best friends forever. Why? Because they go so well together. The thing I hate about this though is that bread gets overlooked. It’s like an after thought but you don’t have a PB & J unless you have the bread to pull it all together. Maybe it should be PB & J & Bread or Bread & PB & J or perhaps PB & Bread & J. I don’t want to abbreviate Bread to B because then that would get confused with the B for butter, so that’s why I spell it all out, though it makes the whole thing slightly less elegant and less pleasing rolling off the tongue.

Read more on PB&J BFF T Shirt…


Chip…I’m going to come at you like a spider monkey. Love this Lord baby Jesus scene. Chip’s leg smells, Ricky Bobby’s wife’s ass is smokin’ hot, Jesus in a tuxedo t shirt, Jesus as a ninja, Jesus as a lead singer with eagle’s wings, $21.2 million…love that money, mention Powerade at each grace, and that kids putting the smack down on bag of bones grandpa. This is the family you need to aspire to.

Read more on Talledega Nights: I’m Going to Come at You Like a Spider Monkey T Shirt…


Necktie T Shirt

by on December 16, 2010

This will get you into places that regular t shirts will not, and that comes in very useful sometimes when you’re rolling with a little classier crew. Keep it in your trunk, or back pack, or man purse, and when they say they want to go to the chichi restaurant and then then all look down their noses at your graphic tee, like “oh wait, we’re not going to be able to go to Sprig, because numb nuts over here is a slob.” And, you read that and you pull this Necktie T Shirt out of your bag, put it on over your other shirt, and everybody kind of breathes a sigh of relief because they wanted to go to Sprig, but they didn’t want to deal with leaving you behind, or going back and forth trying to figure out dining option.

Read more on Necktie T Shirt…


You may not have conquered the United States market for that top swallow calls CD you recorded in your mom’s basement, but your stuff is totally huge overseas, especially Japan, and you know what that means. It means that you’re a little ahead of the curve here in the US. So, just give it some more time and your popularity will explode stateside as well. You tell all your friends and acquaintances about your success in Japan, and half of them even believe you. Have of those believe you’re going on a swallow call tour in April.

Read more on I’m Huge in Japan T Shirt…


What is fantastically awesome about this shirt is that the meter actually does change according to who puts it on. It’s like one of those mood rings. Seriously, it is high tech metaphysical wizardry, and you just hope you tip the scale at awesome. Actually, I’d probably wear it at wicked and even cool, which looks to be right in the middle of the bell curve. I’d take a moment before I went outside if it said meh, and if it was pointing to weak, I’d probably crawl back in bed.

Read more on The Awesome Meter Never Lies T Shirt…


I just asked some gamers what the heck this meant to confirm my own suspicions and I was right. Luigi sucks compared to Mario, so big brother plays Super Mario Brothers as Mario, and they push off Luigi on the little brother. There are perks to being the oldest. Of course, the little brother in my house says that Luigi is just like Mario except with a green hat. He swears he likes Luigi, but you can bet when his littler friend comes over to play video games that the littler dude is going to get Luigi. It’s just how it works. It’s the cycle of life. Deal with it.

Read more on Little Brothers Get Luigi T Shirt…


Everybody is talking about violence in schools. And meth labs in rural areas that are feeding all those hick kids, but the real thing that is posing a major threat to the fabric of our society is cats on cat nip. If you think about it. If you remember back to the cat in your life losing their mind over the stuff then it will start to dawn on you that this is actually the major threat to our way of life. And, you know what? Nobody is talking about it and nobody is doing anything about it, which is why Snorg Tees has taken it upon themselves to introduce the If You don’t Talk to Them About Cat Nip Who Will T Shirt.

Read more on If You Don’t Talk to Them About Cat Nip Who Will? T Shirt…