Drinking T Shirts: Into beer or hard alcohol? Like to have a good time & tolerate hangovers as price of living well, then these tees are for you.
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If you’re a drinker of whiskey, you probably peed your pants when you saw this shirt, as you should have, because it’s a great design with lovely, lovely bottles of whiskey on full display. If you can name them all you’re an alky or a bartender. It’s a great test at the bar.
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I suppose if you drink enough beer, you’ll start to see things in blurry triplicate. Why not try it tonight? The trick is staying conscious long enough to catch the optical illusion. Remember if the room is spinning, you have gone too far.
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I think poppin’ bottles is the word in the club if you’re celebrating, having a good time and poppin’ crazy bottles of champagne. Usually, in this particular scenario, you’re wearing designer jeans and throwing money around like it was your last day on earth. Mary still has the sensible dress and umbrella, but she really knows how to party.
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Going to those meetings is a bitch, but BA will help you get centered and grounded and real, and give you a foundation to work from. If you’re a boobaholic baby, yeah, you exposed your addictive personality earlier, but look on the bright side. It could have been crystal meth at 27. You’re getting it out of the way early. And, at least you got breast feed. Mother’s milk is the best.
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This one is funny. I love the keys hanging off the pinky of the hand holding the beer. What a sacrifice: foregoing the pleasure of multiple mind buzzing, speech slurring, stomach turning shots, in order to safely drive all your shit-faced friends home being only pretty drunk.
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Not sure why I chose these design to feature since I really have no idea what it means. I do like the look with the pink beverage, straw, orange slice. I think the name of the drink is whopper, and Dubrawski is the name of the bar, but I could be wrong. It’s a legit last name, and I believe me, living in Milwaukee, there are enough of the German and Polish names on beer labels and bars to assure me that my hunch about this tee is correct. What do you know?
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Cognitive dissonance at its finest. Or in the shirt biz we call this misdirection. The textual message is read more books and the visual message is get drunk off your ass. What are people going to do when they see this shirt? One of two things. Laugh and point in your direction with a knowing nod. Or their mind won’t be able to process the conflicting information, and they’ll suddenly become enraged. Most will stuff it inside, but some will lash out. Be careful out there with this one.
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There are a few variations of this shirt on the Internet, but this is a very nice version. And, the concept is very strong. A bear with antlers. Now, I’m sure it took a lot of beer drinking on both the bear’s part and the deer’s part in order to get to the point where they would resolve their innate animosity toward each other, and come together in sexual union. In these cases I always wonder which species was the mother.
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For a limited time only. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. He’s an alcoholic and rarely sober, but if the sloppy, offensive, smelly drunk you see in front of you is not quite your style, there is the sober version that might be more to your liking, especially if you at least like the look of him. Try on the sober version, he might feel just right. Then you can totally change his ways. Happens all the time…I swear.
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The thing I can’t figure out, is what that dude has on his sleeves? He’s drinking. He’s smoking. He’s in poor spirits. The barkeep is thinking, man this guy is drinking away the sorrow, and I can appreciate that, but if his head starts to hang any lower I’m going to have to cut him off. Hope he’s not driving. Then, he stares at those sleeves trying to figure out what the symbols mean, until someone calls him for a refill.
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I live in Wisconsin and let me tell you, drinking is definitely a sport in these parts. I’m pretty sure if this was really an Olympic sport the US trials would be held in Milwaukee. Where else could it possibly take place.
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Hey, not all of us can excel in the typical Olympic sports, so why not gather all the folks that have mastered drinking games to represent their country with their mastery. Same sort of dedication required.
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