For a limited time only. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. He’s an alcoholic and rarely sober, but if the sloppy, offensive, smelly drunk you see in front of you is not quite your style, there is the sober version that might be more to your liking, especially if you at least like the look of him. Try on the sober version, he might feel just right. Then you can totally change his ways. Happens all the time…I swear.