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It’s the vamp bar in True Blood. Yes! Just the shirt I was looking for. How about you? I’m totally wearing this to work on casual Fridays. It…is…going…to…blow…some…minds and probably get me laid, or least get some steamy looks in the elevator. Is that worth the measly price of the shirt? Why yes, I think it is.

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Remember that episode of Family Guy, where Herbert asked for an Ice Cream truck because he’s a pervert. And there was rudeness and hilarity and you shook your head and said that crazy family. Well, of course, this shirt is in honor of that one scene in that one episode.

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Ah, Edward Scissorhands. One of Johnny Depp’s most beloved roles. Good stuff. Who doesn’t want to be on Team Edward? Nobody, that’s who. Watch the clip of this movie with the fantastically weird premise, but what do you expect from Tim Burton. Wait, have I ever seen this movie? I don’t think I have. But, I have an excuse. I was born in a barn and was raised by chickens.

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What’s the name of your shop? Your name? Your role?

The shop is called Ban T-shirts, I’m Duncan Carson and I design about 70% of the shirts, I designed the site and I do all the promo.

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I’ve seen this design in gold, and this is a very nice variation in grey and black. Of course, this is the football team playing in the latest Batman movie, when the bad guy decides to blow up the entire field. Now, that kind of thing would make professional football just a bit more interesting. I mean, they’d have to figure out how to it without hurting anybody too bad. The season starts tonight I think, so might be too late for this season. Maybe they could blow the shit out of the Super Bowl.

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Hey, all parents want their kids to be the coolest on the block and in the upper echelon at school. One great way to do that is to outfit them in the latest offerings from the Headline Shirts kids collection.

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This here is a devious little slight of hand. You know there’s that segment of the Christian population that considers itself hardcore. They’re tough for Christ. They kick ass and take names for Jesus. They don’t mess around. They’ll jog up to you while whooping it up for the Lord because they’ll see the large lettering on your new shirt.

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Chalky White is the leader of the African-American Community in Atlantic City in the show Boardwalk Empire. I’ve never seen the show, but I imagine “Chalky’s Comin’” is a word of alarm and warning. I like a black dude named Chalky White, because that’s the color of dry black skin. Dude is embracing his lack of moisturization.

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Angel Grove High School  is, of course, the school where the Power Rangers secretly got their education. If you are a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger fan, then there’s probably not one good reason you shouldn’t get this tee within the next three minutes.

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Vote Or Don’t T Shirt

by on September 4, 2012

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This is more like the political rallying I stand for. It really doesn’t matter if you vote or not, so go ahead and do what helps you get through the day with your sanity and clear conscience intact. Although, maybe the next shirt should be Revolt. That’s something I could get behind. I mean literally. If somebody with more balls than me wore this shirt and started the revolution, I’d stand behind them and whisper sweet encouragement in their ear.

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Get it GOATee, BEARd, MOOStache. That’s the animals pictured with that facial hair. Goat looks pretty much normal, the bear is pushin’ credibility, and that moose is absolutely absurd. But, what they say about Alaska is true, I can see the clown moose pulling something like this off.

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They actually were wearing this shirt in the Bro-a-Palooza episode of Scrubs, so you can feel like total hot stuff while you wear you own. Maybe you can even lie and say that Zach Braff and Donald Faison signed the inside of the shirt for you, but you can’t show the signature because that would be awkward. In fact, you probably shouldn’t even be wearing the shirt. It should be behind glass to preserve the pen ink and the value of the collectible, but you love the concept so much you have to put it on.

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