Ah, Edward Scissorhands. One of Johnny Depp’s most beloved roles. Good stuff. Who doesn’t want to be on Team Edward? Nobody, that’s who. Watch the clip of this movie with the fantastically weird premise, but what do you expect from Tim Burton. Wait, have I ever seen this movie? I don’t think I have. But, I have an excuse. I was born in a barn and was raised by chickens.