They actually were wearing this shirt in the Bro-a-Palooza episode of Scrubs, so you can feel like total hot stuff while you wear you own. Maybe you can even lie and say that Zach Braff and Donald Faison signed the inside of the shirt for you, but you can’t show the signature because that would be awkward. In fact, you probably shouldn’t even be wearing the shirt. It should be behind glass to preserve the pen ink and the value of the collectible, but you love the concept so much you have to put it on.
Watch the scene dubbed in German for extra good times: