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women-and-women-first-t-shirt

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Must be Portlandia. Right? The design says this goofily named bookstore is in Portland, so it must be Portlandia. That’s the only thing going on up there any more. Just kidding Portland. I know you still have the roses and Palanhiuk. Anyways, if you like the hilarious Internet show, this shirt will make you smile every time you put it on and what could be better than that.

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Time Flies T Shirt

by on March 4, 2013

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Time may fly, but that crow or raven ain’t going much further in the air with all those arrows sticking in him. Or maybe he’s like a super bird or becomes invincible when he drinks the Orcus Brand No Champions Spirits.

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gimme-your-money-t-shirt

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Ah, that little piggy bank has a dagger. How sweet! Oh wait, he’s not messing around. He really wants my money. Oh, he knows how to use that blade too. Isn’t this the piggy bank my grandma bought me? Oh, this goddamn swine isn’t just trying to use tough love to get me to save money, he’s stealing my money. This is terrible.

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ministry-of-painful-walks-t-shirt

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I don’t get this shirt beyond the obvious level of…it hurts like hell to walk on a Lego hidden in shag carpet. Ministry reminds me of a few things. Harry Potter obviously (The Ministry of Magic), which is a bureaucratic type of scene. Then there’s the Ministry of Everyday is Halloween and Jesus Built My Hot Rod. And, finally, there’s a mission that religious folks take on to help humanity.

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mustache-rides-t-shirt

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Ah, look how cute this is. All the little kids can get moustache rides, and the better the moustache the more expensive the ride. Forget little horses or circus animals or rocket ships. Let’s put moustache rides outside of every Wal-Mart for the children.

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forest-hitchhikers-t-shirt

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This is a cute little design. Not sure what those white ghostie dudes are specifically, but they’re all trying to get in to that faux pocket. Or maybe they’re trying to get out. Maybe the name of the shirt Forest Hitchhikers indicates that they were trying to get somewhere, so they hid in the pocket of a human’s shirt. Once they got to where they wanted to be, they decided to hop off, and that’s exactly where we see them now.

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Super Nez T Shirt

by on March 3, 2013

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Pince-nez are a type of spectacle that pinches the nose without earpieces. It doesn’t really look like this dude is wearing such eyeglasses. They’re too thick and boxy, so my next thought is that this is some character in some sort of entertainment. But, how am I supposed to figure this out?

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Wool Scarf T Shirt

by on March 3, 2013

wool-scarf-t-shirt

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What a super clever design this is. This particular technology cuts out the middle grandma or hipster knitter, and pulls the wool straight from the sheep to the needles. Must be pretty fancy technology to be turn the sheep’s wool into yarn and color it that quick.

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Kitsune T Shirt

by on March 3, 2013

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Kitsune is fox in Japanese. This is a really cool rendering of a red-headed girl with an alabaster fox mask. This is probably some sort of character in an anime series or video game or something and I just don’t know it. However, even though I’m ignorant, I do believe that this design stands on its own.

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the-collector-t-shirt

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Not sure I agree with what this shirt design is called, The Collector, but I totally agree with the look and the concept. It’s great. I’d call it Flair, but maybe I love Office Space too much.

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Stripes T Shirt

by on March 2, 2013

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I love this design. Reminds me of the rag rugs lying around my house. And that’s a good thing. Stripes of color going vertical are fresh. And, if nothing else, I want my tee designs to be fresh. Plus, vertical stripes are slimming, and I need that since I haven’t left my mother’s basement for 685 days and counting. In fact, the model in the picture is actually 425 pounds. Pretty amazing, huh?

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Craneo T Shirt

by on March 2, 2013

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I beg your pardon if you’re tired of all the skulls I keep featuring. They speak to me, and there just so many beautiful ones out there, including this terrific example with the great colors, flowers, and paisley shapes. I should probably visit somewhere in Mexico during a Day of the Dead celebration some year, since I’m so attracted to the elaborate skulls.

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