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Ah, that little piggy bank has a dagger. How sweet! Oh wait, he’s not messing around. He really wants my money. Oh, he knows how to use that blade too. Isn’t this the piggy bank my grandma bought me? Oh, this goddamn swine isn’t just trying to use tough love to get me to save money, he’s stealing my money. This is terrible.
I can’t sleep any more with that horrid thing in my room.