
This is so true, except if they got the point they were laying down flat as a board on the plank they would be mocked into eternity by ship mates. Not only are they guilty of mutiny (or diddling the captain’s parrot), they are also showing great weakness by not walking the plank with great alacrity. Or maybe pirates are plankers, because they make their captives walk the plank on whims. If this is the case, then you can forgot the entire first bit that I typed up there.
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Gotta like the cards imagery when referring to the hit song, Everyday I’m Shuffling, by LMFAO. Right? Well, you may say “right” in the comments but I won’t believe it. Talk, or type as the case may be, is cheap. Action is where it’s at, so I suggest if you want to prove you have the right stuff, then you should probably pull out the wallet, grab the credit card and make a smart purchase of this Everyday I’m Shuffling T Shirt. It may be one of the best decisions of your life, and it may change your life so significantly you won’t even recognize yourself in the mirror after you start wearing it.
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It’s always good to put absolute faith in anything that originates on the Internet. It’s the new frontier and it’s 100% trustworthy. Pop ups that say you’ve won the latest iPad. Emails that say you can get your share of $34 million from a Nigerian prince and add 6 inches to your penis. Or even date hot models and actresses in three easy steps. Seriously. Trust all of that stuff. And, trust me…this Trust Me I’m From the Internet T Shirt is awesome. You will be the coolest kid on your block if you own it, but only if you’re the first…or maybe the second.
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What you have here is the Visit Glorious NILBOG T Shirt, which is a shout out to the Troll 2 movie. And that’s awesome because that’s one of the finest terrible movies of all time. If you’re into the irony, then you should probably deeply consider getting this tee. I think the confusion is the monsters are goblins but the movie is called Troll. But, I think it’s a healthy confusion. Something that causes you to stay on your toes as your watching or wearing this shirt for that matter.
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Ohiya seems to be a site that offers t-shirts with this ridiculously cute characters designed by artist Jason Tharp. Apparently, the thing is that you wear these and you automatically make friends. Why? Because, who can ignore you when you’re wearing bunny and mouse zombies. In fact, Ohiya’s tagline is “The Art of Making Friends.”
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