This is so true, except if they got the point they were laying down flat as a board on the plank they would be mocked into eternity by ship mates. Not only are they guilty of mutiny (or diddling the captain’s parrot), they are also showing great weakness by not walking the plank with great alacrity. Or maybe pirates are plankers, because they make their captives walk the plank on whims. If this is the case, then you can forgot the entire first bit that I typed up there.
So, what it really means is that you need to buy the Pirates are the Original Plankers T Shirt from Snorg Tees, because that’s the way it goes down in the real world…bro.
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