July 2011

I like to imagine celebrities and athletes and the hoity toity wearing this I’m Just Like You Only Smarter and Better Looking T Shirt in common places like Wal-Mart, or the fair, or perhaps even the largest mall in any given city. You want to love celebrities, because they fulfill the need for heroes, but you want them to also be approachable if you run into them in a public space. And cool. But, say they just wore this shirt and ignored everybody and sneared with that I smell shit look that the uptight often get.

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Nice little phone booth shout out to Dr. Who here with this Time Crossing T Shirt. Dr. Who gets so much love from the t-shirt community. I had no idea it was still so popular. I guess lo-fi sci-fi has its charms and I guess Dr. Who does it right.

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This is one for all you American football fans out there. I know there are millions a day that visit this site. Basically, you’ve been waiting for a while to pounce on the next football shirt I highlighted. It’s been a while. But, a monumental occassion like owners and players being able to agree on how to split 600 trazillion dollars, while half of the U.S. starts to slip below the poverty line, is really something to celebrate on a shirt. I mean. Thank god. What the hell do the miserable unemployed have to look forward to if not the NFL.

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This is why you shouldn’t have a prejudice against fat people. Instead allow them into your circle of friends. You don’t have to be nice to them. They’ll be so grateful that you just allowed them in the group. Then, when you go on that group camping trip, fulfilling your dream of a threesome, and you hear some rumbling in the mess tent, you and the girls (guys) can run fully aware that the bear will grab Rodney, who will be a nice and juicy catch. You’ll smile despite the circumstances because your “let the fatty in the club” plan worked to perfection. And you love it when a plan comes together.

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Hey now. You want random? Huh? You want random man vs. animal stuff on a shirt? I know you do because every day for the last 36 years, you’ve been asking me morning, noon, and night…when is Headline Shirts coming out with more super random t shirt designs. Well now, here you have it!

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This is a funny shirt with that comically grinning pilgrim mimicking the grinning Indian on the Cleveland Indians logo. Then, what you have is the name Invaders in place of Indians. No, it doesn’t say pilgrims. It says Invaders as in they came over on boats on forcefully took over the land. This Invaders T Shirt is one of those dealios that makes you laugh, but then also stop and think deep stuff like fuck the Cleveland Indians, I’m rooting for the Red Sox in the pennant race.

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Hey, you better take advantage of the Headline Shirts $11 tee sale. That’s right. The best t-shirt shop on the net has slashed prices on about 94 shirts. Are you kidding me? Dig that spare thousand bucks out of your linty pocket and buy one of each. This is a spectacular opportunity that doesn’t come around that often.

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Not sure how much the Andrew Jackson fan club will appreciate this switcherooni, but it’s high time Michael Jackson got his proper recognition on some money. There’s probably underlying meaning with this particular bill and pop singer, but I haven’t been sleeping enough and it’s not occurring the me. I mean there’s the Jackson connection. And, there was Jacko’s song, $20 bill, but other than that and the fact that MJ lured boys to Neverland Ranch with fistfuls of $20s are the only connections I’m making with this Michael Jackson 20 Dollar Bill T Shirt.

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This Homicider T Shirt has some subtleties that you might appreciate if you’re a horror fan…specifically a Friday the 13th fan. Ha ha…I just wrote the words “subtleties” and “Friday the 13th” in the same sentence. I’m feeling wild and crazy, but tell me if I’m wrong. Here are the details:

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I have a feeling this My Cat is On the Internet T Shirt is applicable to approximately 789 million people and this Earth we call home. Just about everybody that has a cat, features that cat in photos and videos on the Internet. Do you have a cat? Is it on the Internet? Don’t lie…you know it is. It’s a meme for God’s sake. My cat is on the Internet and I don’t even have a cat or access to the Internet.

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I like this one. With the latest and greatest space program it turns out they relaxed the physical fitness standards quite a bit. It used to be they had to make the rockets super small in order to blast them through the atmosphere, so the astronauts had to be small, wiry, tough dudes. Now, rocket technology has advanced so far that now any fat ass-tronaut can plop down $350,000 and get a ride on a roomy shuttle. This particular individual featured on this Fat Astronaut Ice Cream Cone T Shirt, happens to had a mishap during his afternoon sweet treat.

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Gandalf is not the only one that has the fortitude to stand up to scary beasts from the underworld. The Monopoly guy can grab and sword and staff and muster up that kind of brave strength as well. Of course, he’s only standing up to your kid sister, who you just gypped out of Boardwalk and Park Place for a Get Out of Jail card, but hey bravery is bravery.

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