I like this one. With the latest and greatest space program it turns out they relaxed the physical fitness standards quite a bit. It used to be they had to make the rockets super small in order to blast them through the atmosphere, so the astronauts had to be small, wiry, tough dudes. Now, rocket technology has advanced so far that now any fat ass-tronaut can plop down $350,000 and get a ride on a roomy shuttle. This particular individual featured on this Fat Astronaut Ice Cream Cone T Shirt, happens to had a mishap during his afternoon sweet treat.
Sort of sad, because he really did earn it by not whining about the boring conditions on board the shuttle for an entire hour.
Busted Tees hates fat people and so should you.