Zombie Day at the Mall Tshirt

by on January 19, 2009

zombie-day-at-the-mall-tshirtIn this economy, you never know what’s going to happen when you hit the mall. It very well could be zombie day as half the retailers shut their doors and 75% of the visitors are unemployed and looking a little peaked.

So, be ever vigilant and keep Zombie Day at the Mall top of mind by wearing this tshirt, so you don’t slip into the mall for a this or that and discover YOUR BRAINS ARE ON THE FOOD COURT MENU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bonus tip: you probably always want to enter from the Northwest corner of the mall, because, as you can see, the greenies are clustered around every other entrance and that’s not just because they are trying to comply with the new digital TV rule.

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