Wash hands, push button, receive bacon tshirt

Three steps to bacon. This is a pretty cool sequence because bacon is delicious and it never hurts to have very clean hands. The only issue I have right now. The only thing to cause me pause in purchasing this instant bacon machine is the hot bacon on bare hands. Shouldn’t these instructions be calling for a plate or some oven mits or something. Because sizzlin’ bacon burns baby and that kind of pain will even ruin a perfect bacon moment. Slight concern, but I believe in full disclosure.

Still, I highly recommend getting the tshirt and taking some time to think about getting the baconator.