Warning: Pandas Are Bears T Shirt

by on February 7, 2011

This is a very important shirt to get in front of as many people as possible, because what you have here is the cutest animal in existence…the panda. You just want to cuddle, hug, pet, and wrestle these fluffy things, but, unfortunately, they’re very dangerous because they’re bears. So, you start to have your fun and all of a sudden your face is ripped off, and you are so shocked you can’t even scream as the cute little schnoogms pulls your left arm off. Yes, I’m getting graphic and gruesome here to prove a point.

Pandas need space. Give the bears space. They’re not all nice and cute like Kung Fu Panda. They are wild animals. Alright. I think you understand. Now, share the news with 60 other people by purchasing this Warning: Pandas Are Bears T Shirt and wearing it often.

Snorg Tees thanks you. I thank you. Save lives.

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Fish Face February 7, 2011 at 5:14 pm

Fun shirt! I’ll be getting one for my daughter…. Thanks


Booker Addison February 7, 2011 at 10:28 pm

Do you really have a daughter Fish Face? I think you’re getting that cutesy shirt for yourself, to wear when you get some alone time at the homestead.


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