Waking Up Early is for the Birds T-Shirt

by on May 6, 2009

waking-up-early-is-for-the-birds-tshirtTrue. True. True. Let ’em get the worms. I don’t want any worms. Speaking of birds getting worms, I saw this robin kinda standing around looking like she had no purposeful intent, then all of a sudden poke her beak in the grass and come up with a big, fat worm. Do these birds have that build in worm underground sonar thing or what? This robin kept scoring over and over. It was amazing, but still didn’t make me want to get up early to get the worms.

I know. I know what you’re thinking. It’s a metaphor and the worm represents swag, the goods, whatchu want, bling, lifestyle of the rich and famous. And all I’m saying is if getting up early is what it takes to achieve, then set my alarm for crack of dawn, but let me explore the siesta phenomenon.

Any way you dice it this tshirt works on so many levels, which means I don’t even have to tell you, because you’re already compelled to go get it for yourself: Waking Up Early is for the Birds.

I wouldn’t lie to you…this is the absolutely true Busted Tees Review.

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