Vinyl Record Ask Me About My 12 Inch T Shirt

by on March 21, 2011

It’s a dick joke. Yay. Everybody loves dick jokes. This Ask Me About My 12 Inch T Shirt would be especially funny on me, since I actually rock about 1.5 inches flaccid, and 4.25″ rock hard. I’m not lying I totally measured it in my mom’s basement. Yeah, that’s right ladies, I’m 40 and I still get rock hard.

Anyways, we got one of those wordplay/picture play combo shirts that work so well. And, for those young ones, musicians used to put out singles on 12″ records, so that’s why you have that black disc on the front of the shirt. Deez Teez remembers back in the early 90s when vinyl had a resurgence and my band The Sparklies was at the forefront of bringing it back. We sold 3 hand-pressed vinyl records of our single, Smile Right Now, which had the song Always Smiling and Light on My Feet on the B Side.

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