True Blood Twilight Vampire Evolution Bites T Shirt

by on February 15, 2011

evolution bites t shirt True Blood Twilight Vampire Evolution Bites T Shirtbuy now button yellow True Blood Twilight Vampire Evolution Bites T ShirtCan someone tell me who the final dude is? Is it Jason Stackhouse from the True Blood TV show, or is it…just kidding I totally know that’s Edward Cullen played by Robert Pattinson in the Twilight movies. I didn’t even have to go to IMDB to figure that out, because I know all of this vampire shit by heart.

Okay, I’m lying. I don’t know anything about it, but I guess I had enough of a clue to know that vampires have been hot for like five years (oh wait, Buffy…12 years?) and that there’s a big book series that was turned into a movie series and a big TV series. Then, I just turned to Google and IMDB, and in 47 seconds I knew enough to write about this spectacular Evolution Bites T Shirt.

Actually, I think this shirt speaks to people like me, who kind of ignore the new evolution of vampire, because it seems a bit weenie. Give me the old bats and Dracula. Of course, I don’t remember Clive Owen playing Dracula, but he must have, because Snorg Tees definitely put him on that shirt.

Full disclosure: I actually just read a fantastic vampire book called The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova. It was a historical novel featuring Vlad the Impaler.

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