Tshirt Bordello

Tshirt Bordello specializes in horror, beer, movie, gamer mashups. Odd combinations I know, but the end result is pretty cool designs.

Han Solo is really proud of his ship, Millenium Falcon, making the Kessel run in 12 parsecs. Now, you can celebrate that masterful achievement by getting the 34th Annual Kessel Fun Run T Shirt. Come on you know you want a light-hearted Star Wars themed shirt. And, don’t tell me you think Santa is gonna come through and get it for you.

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Nice mashup of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, which is a movie a couple of you may have seen, and the old school kids game Operation. “It’s Just a Flesh Wound” obviously comes from the classic fight scene in the movie (see below).

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Liver and fava beans paired with a nice Chianti. Cannabalism is weird and creepy, yet somehow compelling. You want to know how people get to such a depraved state, where they are willing to eat fellow human beings. This is why you watched Hannibal Lector in Silence of the Lambs…well, that and you like to be scared out of your wits in the safety of a cinematic experience. And, this is the very reason why this Bistro Hannibal T Shirt from T-Shirt Bordello is a deliciously appealing offer.

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Drayton Sawyer is one hell of a chili. You have to give him mad respect for perfecting the recipe and having the guts to put his creation up against all the finest in Texas and Oklahoma. And, as you can see in the clip below, he truly revels in the victory. It’s a triumph of the will. That trophy in the passenger seat of his panel van is the sweet manifestation of his dilligence and perserverence.

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Re-elect Sheriff Hoyt if you want more blood and guts and gore. Otherwise, go ahead and pencil in the name of some soft, never shot a man geek straight out of the academy. It’s your choice Travis County, TX.

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Another nice zombie t shirt for your wearing pleasure. This one of course references one of the greatest actors of our time. Plus, he can dance and has comedic timing, and loves the cowbell. What more do you want in a hero to wear on your chest. Christopher Walken is the man, which is why you need the Walken Dead T Shirt post haste.

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When it comes to celebrate Sub Zero, the ice ninja, from Mortal Kombat, what better way than this Sub Zero’s Refrigeration Repair T Shirt spoof. It’s funny and cool and something you should probably own before the end of the month. Am I right?

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“This is my boom stick. It’s a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department…Retails for about $109.95” Raise your hand if you love Bruce Campbell. Now explain to the person in the room with you why you’re raising your hand, nodding your head, and mumbling “I love Bruce…I love Bruce…I love Bruce” over and over again.

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Hey everybody meet Han Solo for the first time in the Cantina. He flew the Millenium Falcon on the Kessel run in less than 12 seconds. “You’ve never heard of the Millenium Falcon?”

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Hey all you XBOX fans out there. Tshirt Bordello has put something together just for you, mixing a little gaming business with a little shirt business, and a dusting of humor to come up with Achievement Unlocked Bought This Shirt T Shirt. It’s so meta. The shirt is talking about the shirt. It’s like you’re breaking the fourth wall as you proceed through the scenes of your life. The camera just keeps rolling, which is totally economical now that were all digital all the time.

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For all you sickos that like to combine your alcoholic beverages with blood and gore, I present you with the Coffin Nail Pale Ale T Shirt. That’s a gross looking dude. It looks like at one time he was dapper, which makes his current state of ooze that much more appalling.

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This is the ultimate gamer recycling shirt and if you play the first-person shooter (FPS) games you probably need to own it as soon as possible. This ain’t no joke. It will improve you game performance 7% and that’s significant if you’re good.

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