Star Wars T Shirts

Star Wars T Shirts: I had to break this out of the movies tag, so it could be its own world, because there are about 3 trillion Star Wars designs out there. Lots of good stuff if you’re a fan.

Movie Watchers T Shirt

by on February 1, 2013


Get This Shirt from Tshirt Bordello

Professionals that are comfortable in their own skin, and confident in their abilities, oftentimes are big fans of other professionals in their industry. This is what you have on this tee. The Star Wars crew had a night off and decided to go see the other hot shit space saga, Star Trek. It’s great to see, and I’m sure the Star Trek crew did the same with the Star Wars movies.

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Yoda Bathrobe

by on January 27, 2013


Get this Bathrobe from 80s Tees

This is kind of great. However, I have one request. Wait until you’re like 90 years old to start wearing it. Why, you ask? Because if you have a fresh face with smooth skin it just doesn’t look right. You need to be wrinkly and foldy and have a slight green tinge like all old people have. Bonus points if you have random hairs sticking out of moles, ears, and nostils.

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Get This Tee From 6 Dollar Shirts

This is what they call an absurdist design in the t-shirt business. Placing known characters (in this instance from Star Wars) into odd situations like a rodeo. In fact, that Storm Trooper has a cowboy hat and looks like he throws a mean lasso. That, my friends, is absurd, and I’m not to sure Mr. Lucas is happy about it.

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Death Star Bomb T Shirt

by on January 14, 2013


Get this Shirt From Snorg Tees

Pretty cool design right here if you’re into Star Wars, which I know a couple of you readers are. Well, Star Wars mashed up with classic black, round bombs with long wicks. If you’re into that type of thing you would be an absolute fool not to purchase this shirt. When you receive the package you’ll probably reach the highest state of happiness you have ever known. Do it!

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Get this Shirt From Snorg Tees

I wonder if, now that Star Wars is owned by Disney, the fair use rights will be more lenient or less. Back in the final days of George Lucas’ reign it was getting pretty brutal for Star Wars-inspired designs. Maybe they were just trying to clean up as best they could prior to the sale. Disney seems like it could go either way.

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Get this Shirt From 80s Tees

Step Brothers! John C. Reilly! Will Ferrell! Hairy balls! Crotch party! Yoda! First Beer! Nice scene and the perfect touch is the shirt that Dale is wearing with the big old Yoda head coming out of the darkness. Amazing shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DJ Leia T Shirt

by on December 9, 2012

Get This Shirt From Tshirt Bordello

Princess Leia likes wearing the cans so much she trailblazed a new hairdo to celebrates them. The ponytail spiral. You don’t see this in the movies much but she really can spin. The other thing that is not revealed in the movies is that R2D2 can convert into dual turntables. Pretty sweet. That room is pumpin’.

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Get this Tee from 6 Dollar Shirts

Whoa…now that’s a different take on Princess Leia but somehow it seems to work. I could see her getting all tatted up. Can’t you? Love the R2D2 head detail framing our lovely heroine.

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Get This Shirt From Robber Barons Ink

Nice little twist on the It’s a Trap meme that has blossomed from the classic Ackbar scene from Star Wars. Let’s rework that scene with a sophisticated Englishman in a top hat, monocle, and moustache, and switch up the dialog to match. It’s an Elaborate Ruse is definitely what you would get. Funny stuff. Never thought I’d see Ackbar so tidy.

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Get This Shirt from 80s Tees

You gotta like the resurgence of ugly sweaters even if it’s mostly driven by irony. This green sweater featuring Darth Vader topping the Christmas tree with the Death Star is both spectacularly and super festive. What more do you want in a garment to wear during the holiday season?

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Say What Again T Shirt

by on November 14, 2012

Get This Shirt From Five Finger Tees

It’s a Star Wars and Pulp Fiction mashup. The power of this combination threatens to rip the very fabric of the universe. Tear a hole for a glimpse at the other side. Careful when you wear this. In fact, might I say, always wear this shirt responsibly.

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Yoda Mouse T Shirt

by on November 13, 2012

Get this shirt from Busted Tees

Now, this is a shirt I can get behind. It’s absurd and I have actually seen Star Wars and know the story of Mickey Mouse, so it really, really resonates. Like deeply. Too the tip of my scrotum. Deep. No really. I love it. It makes me chuckle immediately when I glance at it.

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