This is kind of great. However, I have one request. Wait until you’re like 90 years old to start wearing it. Why, you ask? Because if you have a fresh face with smooth skin it just doesn’t look right. You need to be wrinkly and foldy and have a slight green tinge like all old people have. Bonus points if you have random hairs sticking out of moles, ears, and nostils.
Just kidding, this robe is good for any age. You’ll look cute a youngster and realistic when you’re in the sunset of your life.