Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Nice little phone booth shout out to Dr. Who here with this Time Crossing T Shirt. Dr. Who gets so much love from the t-shirt community. I had no idea it was still so popular. I guess lo-fi sci-fi has its charms and I guess Dr. Who does it right.

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This is why you shouldn’t have a prejudice against fat people. Instead allow them into your circle of friends. You don’t have to be nice to them. They’ll be so grateful that you just allowed them in the group. Then, when you go on that group camping trip, fulfilling your dream of a threesome, and you hear some rumbling in the mess tent, you and the girls (guys) can run fully aware that the bear will grab Rodney, who will be a nice and juicy catch. You’ll smile despite the circumstances because your “let the fatty in the club” plan worked to perfection. And you love it when a plan comes together.

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This is a funny shirt with that comically grinning pilgrim mimicking the grinning Indian on the Cleveland Indians logo. Then, what you have is the name Invaders in place of Indians. No, it doesn’t say pilgrims. It says Invaders as in they came over on boats on forcefully took over the land. This Invaders T Shirt is one of those dealios that makes you laugh, but then also stop and think deep stuff like fuck the Cleveland Indians, I’m rooting for the Red Sox in the pennant race.

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This Homicider T Shirt has some subtleties that you might appreciate if you’re a horror fan…specifically a Friday the 13th fan. Ha ha…I just wrote the words “subtleties” and “Friday the 13th” in the same sentence. I’m feeling wild and crazy, but tell me if I’m wrong. Here are the details:

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Available in Men's and Women's Sizes.

I like this one. With the latest and greatest space program it turns out they relaxed the physical fitness standards quite a bit. It used to be they had to make the rockets super small in order to blast them through the atmosphere, so the astronauts had to be small, wiry, tough dudes. Now, rocket technology has advanced so far that now any fat ass-tronaut can plop down $350,000 and get a ride on a roomy shuttle. This particular individual featured on this Fat Astronaut Ice Cream Cone T Shirt, happens to had a mishap during his afternoon sweet treat.

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Available in Men's and Women's Sizes.

Gandalf is not the only one that has the fortitude to stand up to scary beasts from the underworld. The Monopoly guy can grab and sword and staff and muster up that kind of brave strength as well. Of course, he’s only standing up to your kid sister, who you just gypped out of Boardwalk and Park Place for a Get Out of Jail card, but hey bravery is bravery.

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A hat trick of goofy jokes this week. A little wordplay, plus a drooling dog representing the Pavlovian response of becoming hungry when a bell is wrong. Of course, made famous by experiments done by Johnny Pavlov. That’s actually not his first name and I can’t be bothered to look it up. I know you thought that I am well known for going the extra mile for my readers, but not today. Don’t have it today. You ever have those low energy days.

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I first read this as masturbate more and decided I probably shouldn’t review this one for my blog. Too racy. But, luckily I re-read and came to realize that this I Want to Procrastinate More But I Keep Putting It Off T Shirt is perfectly fine for the whole family, except that retarded humor like this, if enjoyed by younger folk, can backfire in an ugly fashion. In the hands of less skilled hands like that snot-nosed 11-year-old, these types of jokes become brutal, and you just wish the shirt had been about jerking off, and you were the one that had to explain it to your Christian nephew.

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Nice little joke here, because you know Telekinesis is using your mind powers to move physical objects. Is it possible? I don’t know you tell me. Otherwise, just buy the If You Believe in Telekinesis Please Raise My Hand T Shirt and be done with the esoteric arguments.

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Got to get your thoughts straight on the 2012 election sooner than later. Why not soak in the message of this Cthulhu Dagon 2012 T Shirt. It’s deep. I mean think about “Why Vote for a Lesser Evil?” for a minute or 20. It’s pure unadulterated truth. The kind of stuff that can cut a little bit. It can hurt as it re-structures the nueral pathways in your brain.

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Nerdcore T Shirt

by on July 24, 2011

This Nerdcore T Shirt is awesome, featuring a skull wearing nerd glasses with tape on the nose bridge. Plus, the old school controllers. What a perfect shirt. The gothic, horror sort of look gives the nerd a whole new feel, like I’m a gamer geek but don’t mess with me.

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The entire contents of this Wright Brothers Nitro Circus T Shirt is as follows:

The Amazing Wright Brothers Nitro Circus. Wilbur and Orville. Incredible Stunts. Loose Women. Flying Machines. What they don’t tell you in the history books. Right? I had no idea that after the Wright Brothers gained notoriety with their flying machine, they parlayed the success into a travelling variety show. What an oversight by the historians. Perhaps they didn’t like the mention of the loose women, so they skipped the entire story altogether. Puritans.

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