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God…how pissed would you be if you’re gettin’ into something, and it’s that classic rhythmic humor fight where everything you and your boys do is right. Just like the movies. OOh. You ducked the chair and it hit one of the bad guys. You tab a shoulder just as the bad guy is about to stab your bud in the throat. Lights out punch. You duck. Your friend sweep kicks. Bad guy jumps from a table. You side step. Belly flop.
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You don’t often see a girl with a pipe, especially a very young girl like this. Generally, you want to dissaude kids from smoking, but this one seems like she was born to smoke a pipe at a young age, and write humorous books. Oh, and the Hall & Oates song, Maneater, is about this once she turns 18, because she just chews ’em up. So…much…power. Look at those curls, the smile, those smokey eyes.
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You see what they did there? There’s two departments on the same shirt. I’m guessing there are Redundancy Departments without the name redundancy that do a lot of good work, including making sure corporate data is kept secure with backup storage — redundancies — in place. And, of course, there are those that examine workforce redundancies and perform magnificent, sweeping layoffs. Yay!
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Now, this is a racy little number here. Plus, it’s a double entendre which is always good times. Most civilian Hummer drivers are dicks. It’s the nature of the beast. But, also, I’ll let you in on a little secret. Blow jobs can be called hummers, and blow jobs are done on dicks, so that’s where you get that secret meaning that only those in the know will catch on to.
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Nice little absurdity here. The joke is ambiguity is not clear. It’s muddy. Convoluted. Unclear. Though, I guess you could say look at that pond. The water is clearly muddy and that actually makes sense even though it’s awkwardly phrased. Maybe that’s all this shirt is saying about the wearer. “I am awkward” and slightly nerdy.
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Poor moon looking at his portrait of an astronaut fondly. Remembering the time when brave men used to visit her. Of course, she also has a selective memory even though there’s a daily reminder of abuse by flag planting in her back. There should probably be another moon shot soon just to get her back in good spirits.
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You’ll get no argument from me on this one. Sarcasm is certainly spoken here. And, if you know that language, we’ll have a good time. Of course, I’m not really one of those douches that pours on the sarcasm and if you’re not completely following I make you feel like a dimwit. That’s not my style. I just tell you to leave, and don’t come back until you know the language.
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