Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Peace Knuckles T Shirt

by on December 11, 2012


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God…how pissed would you be if you’re gettin’ into something, and it’s that classic rhythmic humor fight where everything you and your boys do is right. Just like the movies. OOh. You ducked the chair and it hit one of the bad guys. You tab a shoulder just as the bad guy is about to stab your bud in the throat. Lights out punch. You duck. Your friend sweep kicks. Bad guy jumps from a table. You side step. Belly flop.

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This is a funny little scene. Dude was trying to recapture his youth and tool around in the little plastic toy car he had when he was four. Didn’t turn out so well. He got so stuck he couldn’t get out, so the lady across the street called the fire department and they came to the rescue with the handy dandy jaws of life tool.

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Get This Shirt From Snorg Tees

I like this one. The adding machine and the awkward holding of the phone. Dude’s not giving up the dream. He’s being proactive and not dressing like all the other casual jean-wearing schlubs on his floor. Good for him. You get the feeling he’s gonna make it. Actually, does it change things if that’s a broad?

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Pipe Girl T Shirt

by on December 1, 2012

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You don’t often see a girl with a pipe, especially a very young girl like this. Generally, you want to dissaude kids from smoking, but this one seems like she was born to smoke a pipe at a young age, and write humorous books. Oh, and the Hall & Oates song, Maneater, is about this once she turns 18, because she just chews ’em up. So…much…power. Look at those curls, the smile, those smokey eyes.

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You see what they did there? There’s two departments on the same shirt. I’m guessing there are Redundancy Departments without the name redundancy that do a lot of good work, including making sure corporate data is kept secure with backup storage — redundancies — in place. And, of course, there are those that examine workforce redundancies and perform magnificent, sweeping layoffs. Yay!

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Now, this is a racy little number here. Plus, it’s a double entendre which is always good times. Most civilian Hummer drivers are dicks. It’s the nature of the beast. But, also, I’ll let you in on a little secret. Blow jobs can be called hummers, and blow jobs are done on dicks, so that’s where you get that secret meaning that only those in the know will catch on to.

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Clearly Ambiguous T Shirt

by on November 16, 2012

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Nice little absurdity here. The joke is ambiguity is not clear. It’s muddy. Convoluted. Unclear. Though, I guess you could say look at that pond. The water is clearly muddy and that actually makes sense even though it’s awkwardly phrased. Maybe that’s all this shirt is saying about the wearer. “I am awkward” and slightly nerdy.

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This is a very absurd looking design by Philip Tseng. That would be quite a site to see an enormous robot walking down the street. Especially, if it was wearing a fake mustache. I wonder what city is welcoming the big guy?

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Get This Shirt From Snorg Tees

Poor moon looking at his portrait of an astronaut fondly. Remembering the time when brave men used to visit her. Of course, she also has a selective memory even though there’s a daily reminder of abuse by flag planting in her back. There should probably be another moon shot soon just to get her back in good spirits.

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Ambiguity T Shirt

by on November 4, 2012

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What happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness. I like this one a lot. It’s funny wordplay, and the distressed design totally looks old school Vegas. I should probably get this tee because this is basically my entire life. Wait, who am I?

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You don’t even need to see all the other facial features of the dude on this design. What matters is the beard! Especially when it’s as long as this one. You know you have a masterpiece when the ends start to get curly.

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You’ll get no argument from me on this one. Sarcasm is certainly spoken here. And, if you know that language, we’ll have a good time. Of course, I’m not really one of those douches that pours on the sarcasm and if you’re not completely following I make you feel like a dimwit. That’s not my style. I just tell you to leave, and don’t come back until you know the language.

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