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It’s another Breaking Bad t-shirt and I love it. Brings in the Obey imagery from Shepherd Fairey, and the very interesting face of Walter White with the glasses, bald head and goatee. Really captures the transformation into someone capable of pulling off all the grisly things he’s pulled off to keep the biz rolling. Cook is a great word. Love it when people refer to making a batch of meth that way, especially Walter, Gustavo, and Jesse.
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Not sure what I think about using babies to amplify the humor on shirts. Is it wrong? I mean it’s funny as hell, just like drawing dicks on baby’s faces when they are sleeping is hilarious, but maybe it’s not the right thing to do. I mean, what are people gonna think. That’s this baby was in dire straights with crack addict parents, so he pulled up photoshop and designed this t-shirt, then sent it out to have it printed at one of those print on demand places. Then, elbowed mom out of the way when the UPS dude arrived at the door. Then, started wearing it on the sly. Just seems kind of unrealistic.
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Ain’t this the truth, especially these days with terrorism alerts, Homeland Security, and the motherfucking TSA. Who wants to be fondled and/or shot full of radiation, so we can be safe in the skies. Nobody. So, instead drive down to the seedy part of town, meet up with a dude named Skeez in the alley, do that special handshake, cook or light up the shit, buckle your metaphorical seatbelt, and off you go into the friendly skies.
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Caffeine rules the world basically. It’s the official drug of choice, because it is elegant and manageable. If you have strong adrenals, you can make it work for you for a lifetime without major reprocussions. That’s pretty awesome. Thus, this shirt is right on the money. Drink some more coffee. Now, I can’t give the same ringing endorsement for the sugar and dairy additions that often go along with the caffeine products, but that’s between you and the Lord.
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Better option than either of the clowns running in this broken ass two party system the good ol’ US of A trots out every four years. Good Lord, when is this charade gonna stop. It’s crusty. Coffee, on the other hand, would, indeed, be the bold flavored choice. Probably has a better fiscal policy too. Coffee would maybe stop all the wars and audit the Fed, legalize marijuana, and all kinds of other awesome things.
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There’s that whole story about Coca Cola actually using a dusting of cocaine in their soft drink beverage product back in the day. Hell, they still may with that secret formula that is adored all across the world. Anyways, this design from Nat Rule is beautiful with the distressed sort of look and the color.
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I love the look of this shirt. The black shirt, the black cat (or should I say black cat with a cigarette), the cool blue label, the cigarettes poking out of the carton. What’s not to like about that design. It’s very appealing. Then you have the humor with the cat insouciantly smoking at butt, and you also have the irony of a brand called Lucky, using a black cat. That’s ballsy branding. Hope karma and superstition don’t catch up, not to mention the lung cancer lawsuits.
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Funny, because that just looks like an upper-middle class domicile in the suburbs or perhaps even the exburbs…you tell me. But, really, the dudes putting together a tidy little second income with a meth operation for all the rural kids that live just outside the city limits. He learned how to cook it all up by watching Breaking Bad of course.
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These two things often go hand-in-hand. Vegetarianism and pot smoking. In I think marijuana is a prerequisite of being a card-carrying vegetarian. Or maybe calling yourself a vegetarian is how the kids let people know they’re in the market for a dime bag. I haven’t been on the street level for a while, so I don’t know the lingo. Either way, get this shirt because you love veggies and weed. Yay!
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