Caffeine rules the world basically. It’s the official drug of choice, because it is elegant and manageable. If you have strong adrenals, you can make it work for you for a lifetime without major reprocussions. That’s pretty awesome. Thus, this shirt is right on the money. Drink some more coffee. Now, I can’t give the same ringing endorsement for the sugar and dairy additions that often go along with the caffeine products, but that’s between you and the Lord.