Super Mario Midget Mushroom Man T Shirt

by on February 17, 2011

I have no idea what this is about. I’ve never played in Super Mario. I know mushrooms give you power ups, lives and more, but I don’t think anybody is eating this dude who kind of looks like that Jackass midget, Jason “Wee Man” Acuna, with a big Mario mushroom looking turban, and a buff bod. So, maybe you become friends with him or punch him or what the hell. I don’t know, and I don’t want to go and try to find out.

Snorg Tees says he protects princesses, so maybe that’s a good clue that I’m still not picking up on. Damn, I wish I knew more. You think I would since I’ve lived in my mom’s basement for 40 years. I mean that’s a lot of alone time on the computer. But, I just didn’t do the Super Mario Bros. Thing. Did you? Can someone help me out on this one? I don’t even know if that’s a dwarf or a midget. Man, I’m falling apart on this one. But, I have faith in the process. If you dig the Mario Mushrooms and fit midgets then you’re gonna pick up this Super Mario Midget Mushroom Man t shirt and I’ll have done my job.

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