When you’re on the Slow Carb Jedi Diet, cookies certainly only exist on the dark side. Darth Vader is the purveyor of fat food that keeps you slow and weak and off your game. Of course, others that haven’t evolved may associate cookies with nurturing from gramma, mom, or sweet Uncle Larry, thus thinking that Darth Vader has softened is trying to be kind. But, hear me on this. It’s a trap. He’s trying to pump you full of sugar so he can control you. It seems innocuous and friendly, but in the end you will pay dearly.
And, that’s why you should get this Come to the Dark Side We Have Cookies T Shirt. It represents the archetypal struggle between good and evil. Oh, and it’s funny.
This is a Stabilitees design available for sale at Red Bubble.