Silent But Deadly Ninja T Shirt

by on September 24, 2008

It’s a well-known fact in the assassin underground that ninjas have but one weakness: flatulence. And, unlike the funny little joke about a really smelly fart that didn’t make a sound, this flaw has been deadly to more than a few top notch warriors of the ninja order. And that’s no laughing matter. It’s almost a cruel irony, since they pride themselves on being silent and deadly assassins.

I dug into this a little more (re: 432 hours of deep reading/research) and discovered that the ninja order, for some reason, tends to attract celiacs and crazy enough ninjas are trained to live on bread and water for long periods of time. And you can just imagine the results of being allergic to gluten and living solely on bread, which is chock full of the stuff.

Dropping little poushters at every step, which, if they are silent if you’re going into the wind, but if there’s a tailwind, forget about it. Your entrance has been broadcast for just enough time to make a clean getaway.

All proceeds from Silent but Deadly tshirt go to the ninjas with celiac disease research center.

I gotta testify Busted Tees is something to sees.

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