Sharks Hug With Their Mouths T Shirt

by on November 30, 2010

They always say that sharks are misunderstood and I never really understood that sentiment. I thought it was pretty easy to understand when they were venturing into three feet of water and biting human bathers arms off. They’re vicious killers that need to eat meat, and if food is scarce they’ll go get an arm or leg off a surfer or even a timid surf dipper. Did we not learn anything from Jaws?

Now, we know that when they’re going after people and seals, and other large meaty prey friends, they’re just trying to show affection. It’s not like they can wrap their stubbing little side fins around your waste and give you a bear hug. THEY’RE NOT BEARS! They’re sharks, so they do what they can with the widest clamping mechanism they have on their bodies. They’re mouths. This is why they are misunderstood. This is why they feel shame and swim alone. They don’t want to maim and kill, but inevitably they do with those razor-sharp teeth.

Sad situation really. Take this Jaws trailer for instance. Poor shark is just trying to make friends the best way he knows how. Let’s spread the word on this shall we. Snorg Tees has done their part by printing the Sharks Hug With Their Mouths T shirt, now we need to do ours by buying it and wearing it. Preferably to that next vacation down in Florida.

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