Science Squirrel Parrot T-shirt

by on July 27, 2010

The whole premise of this tshirt is completely and absolutely wrong. Why, you must be asking yourself with great concern. Because those that really know, will tell you that this freak of nature coupling of the squirrel and the pigeon came from an organic copulation session. There was no science involved whatsoever. No test tubes, no needles, no lab coats, or hot Swedish chicks with cleavage. Just good ol’ interspecies bump bump.

Don’t let anyone tell you different, and certainly don’t believe some silly Science Squirrel Parrot Tee. Now, if they had the chipmunk-parrot combo, then we can talk tshirt, because, yes, bunsons were burned for that crazy animal.

Here’s the latest interspecies intercourse video. Seems like they’re coming out with new ones daily. This features your gramma and a dog:

Snorg Tees has made significant donations to the type of institutions that specialize in these distasteful creature mashups, perhaps even giving money to genetic engineer, Dr. Alphonse Mephisto.

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