Purples tshirt

Generally I think genetically modified food is scary and that big corporations should keep their stinkin’ devil-claws out of the farming business, but I have to make an exception for purples. These are way out cool and I’m certain quite delicious. Like a mix of concord grapes and a tangelo.

If you can’t find these fine new fruits in your nearest market, settle for the next best thing: the purples tshirt.