Bioexorcist T Shirt

by on January 11, 2013


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I was just thinking about Beetlejuice the other day, because I was listening to Marc Maron interview Michael Keaton.  Great interview. Keaton seems like a real cool dude. He was great in this film as Betelguese, the afterlife’s leading bio-exorcist. It took him a while to get Tim Burton’s vision, but when he got it, he really nailed the role.

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Veritas Aequitas T Shirt

by on January 10, 2013


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Boondock Saints. Sometimes it boggles my mind that that movie was/is so popular. Just a classic, but I feel like I saw it on accident. Slummin’ it at a friends house for a few months, during some bad times, rifling through the DVD collection. Dude was excited I never saw it because he was more than happy to watch it again with me. Awesome movie for sure.

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Here you go science nerds. A little humor pop for your wardrobe. Get it. Wear it to class. Become the god you always knew you had buried deep inside you. This changes everything, especially because the lettering is like electric kool-aid acid green.

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This is for all you Boston baseball fans out there. You all bonded in your misery for 86 years then the magic of 2004 happened. Then some other good years, including another World Series win in 2007.

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This is super funny. A little different take on The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe. Not quite as hardcore. Leaves a bit of an out in case there’s some fun shit happening on Saturday night.

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All I can really think of is custard when this dude’s name comes up. Maybe it’s because I’m out her in the midwest in the dairy capital of the world, Wisconsin. Actually, I can also remember reading about how Custer was an absolute arrogant Indian-killing idiot, who thought he was invincible, while leading his American army into a slaughter.

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Minecraft T Shirt

by on January 8, 2013


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Nice little simple Minecraft design. People are so damn addicted to the game that you need nothing superfluous on the Minecraft t-shirt design. Just have it say Minecraft, wear it and get on with playing the game 17 hours a day. Yes!

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Poehler Fey 2016

by on January 8, 2013


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Bitches get stuff done. Can’t argue there. And Amy Poehler and Tina Fey seem to be the most high-powered titans of the TV comedy industry right now, so why not see what they could do in the Whitehouse. I would argue Fey should probably take the President’s slot, but they can work that out.

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One Eyed Jacks T Shirt

by on January 8, 2013


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Now, here’s one that stumps me, which, if you’ll check the record, has never happened to me. Ever. Guess I’ll have to cheat and look it up.

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I have no idea what this means. I really need a VP of Pop Culture on the team, because the only media I consume is romance novels. I never know what anything means. Just kidding, I totally know this is a spoof of the Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose motto the Panthers repeated before every football game in Friday Night Lights. That was a great book by the way.

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Hey check out this awesome Harry Potter design.

And so it was Death reluctantly handed over his own Cloak of Invisibility. Death plocked a stone from the river and offered it to him. Death fashioned him from an Elder Tree that stood nearby.

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I wonder if, now that Star Wars is owned by Disney, the fair use rights will be more lenient or less. Back in the final days of George Lucas’ reign it was getting pretty brutal for Star Wars-inspired designs. Maybe they were just trying to clean up as best they could prior to the sale. Disney seems like it could go either way.

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