Avengers Assemble T Shirt

by on February 1, 2013


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I like this one. You have The Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America, and Thor in just the right poses to make the A logo of the Avengers. Clever. Plus, the shirt has a retro look about it, which I think is a bonus. If you’re into The Avengers, you probably need to grab this one.

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This is the logo of one of the teams in the Panamanian basketball league. My Spanish isn’t great but it seems to me that if you translate this shirt it says Giants of the Tomb of Death or some such thing. If that truly is what this means, that’s a pretty badass sports team name. Of course, you have to live up to that. You can’t go on 12 game losing streaks with petty bickering amongst players, coaches, and management.

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Cover Me T Shirt

by on January 31, 2013


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Not quite what you think of when cops are working together in a shoot out to catch the bad guy. However, maybe this cop has the flu and has the chills all of a sudden. It would be perfectly reasonable to expect that your cop partner would indeed cover you in a blanket. Or it could be a miscommunication. Cop is going to jump from the bed to get a better angle and wants some cover, but his stupid partner sees the blanket and decides to put that on his partner instead.

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All kinds of sassy sparking off this shirt. Sally walks up to the front of the velvet rope. Gives the gatekeeper the look, and the gatekeeper asks with a shrug, “who are you?” As if?!?!?!?!?!?

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Original Hybrid T Shirt

by on January 31, 2013


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What is that? A faun? A Satyr? Minotaur? Nah, you crazy…that’s a Centaur. Half Man. Half horse. Known for their lustfulness and drunkeness. And, of course, the original hybrid. Forget the gas and electric combo. That Prius is sissy. These Centaurs are serious beasts that will steal your woman and drink your wine. Beware.

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People will walk around and look at the back of your shirt, then it will slowly begin to dawn on them that the six words were “I have six words for you.” Then they’ll shake their head and see the world in a different light. The absurdity they experience will be the closest thing to an acid trip they’ll get without licking Mickey Mouse stamps.

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You walk around with this shirt on at work, you’re gonna get some stares. A couple of the prudes are going to beeline it to the HR Manager. A few of the hot ones are gonna think you’re a perv. And all of the marketing team members and two of the IT guys that actually leave their office, are gonna think it’s hilarious.

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Two good things about this shirt. I never remember which is which in terms of the stalactites and stalagmites, and when I find my self in caves with smart people, I feel like a total doofus. No more. I’ll just look at this shirt and be fine. Also, this is super funny. Outta nowhere in this cave with the gorgeous rock formations you have a hobo jerking off. The humanity of this is amusing. Isn’t that how it always is?

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Great little spoof of shirts and bumper stickers that say stuff like if you’re gonna get this close why don’t you blow me and stuff like that. So, you read the first line, and you’re expecting a zinger, and all of a sudden you get this super mundane and obvious conclusion. And, your mind is blown because you’ve been tricked.

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“Attention Fire Swamp Visitors – Beware of the R.O.U.S – They Really Do Exist.” This, of course, comes from The Princess Bride, when the lovers had to get through the Fire Swamp.

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Meth Bee T Shirt

by on January 30, 2013


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This is the logo on the barrels of methylamine in the television program Breaking Bad. Perhaps you’ve heard of it? If you ask me that bee with the kanji character and the ominous tracking number is just an incredibly sweet design all by itself. But, when you add the weight of the best show on TV, well, this tee becomes undeniable.

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Ah, that’s cute. They may stink to high heaven, but they love each other so it doesn’t matter. Actually, my guess is that the skunk spray smells okay to skunks. I wonder if that’s true. Now, I’m picturing a skunk spraying and running, so as to not get that nasty scent stuck on his fur. I mean, tomato juice is not easily accessible when you’re a skunk.

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