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Love the green ribbon. The winged foot. The fact that you’re celebrating that you were a Track & Field Participant. Basically, it means you didn’t get a blue, red, or white ribbon. So, you were rewarded for being there, which, admittedly is half the battle. So, why not celebrate it. At least you didn’t lie in bed pretending you were sick.

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These two things often go hand-in-hand. Vegetarianism and pot smoking. In I think marijuana is a prerequisite of being a card-carrying vegetarian. Or maybe calling yourself a vegetarian is how the kids let people know they’re in the market for a dime bag. I haven’t been on the street level for a while, so I don’t know the lingo. Either way, get this shirt because you love veggies and weed. Yay!

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It’s good to let people know that you’re a good drinking companion. People at the bar see that, they just may buy you a drink to see if you live up to your shirt. Five Finger Tees knows what’s going on when it comes to getting free drinks and becoming the most beloved person at the bar. Think of Norm. Am I right?

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What’s your name, and the name of your shop?

Micha Weinblatt and Josh Fein.

Crooked Monkey T-shirts.

Any significance to the name Crooked Monkey other than it’s kooky and fun to say?

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Oh good, we’re all trapped in this gingerbread spaceship and this gingerbread man is lying on the table convulsing. Holy…what the…it’s a gummy worm bursting through his chest. I hate alien gummy worms. They’re slimy and gross and not very nice. This is terrible.

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Yay! A shout out to Wes Anderson’s latest film: Moonrise Kingdom. There are scouts on a trip to some island and they wear khaki uniforms. The movie looks spectacular like all of Anderson’s films (except for Zissou), so this shirt is going to be a collector’s item and make you rich in 45 years. That is if you get the shirt from Busted Tees now!

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From Wikipedia:

“Are You Afraid of the Dark” is a joint Canadian-American horror, fantasy-themed anthology series. I have no idea what that means. It goes on to talk about a show and pilot, so I’m guessing this thing was a short-lived but cult-loved television show. Not sure why the hell the entry called it an anthology series. Sounds like books to me. Anyways, if you were part of the cult following in the US and Canada in the early 90s, then you probably jizzed in your pants about this design from Busted Tees. Good for you. Now go get it.

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Sigmund Freud played the mind games for sure. You saw that movie, A Dangerous Method, with Viggo Mortensen and Keira Knightley and Michael Fassbender. He was kind of a dick to Carl Jung, and he played mind games with him. Still, he did very respectable work, so props to him for that. Plus, he made it okay to say anal, and everything was connected to sex. This shirt is a celebration of the complexity of humanity.

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This one is a little spooky. The spirit of the dinosaurs that have died and become the oil we pull out of the ground to produce our fuel. Then, you have the oil barrel on its side leaking the stuff on the ground, polluting the Earth. It’s not overt, but this shirt is saying that fossil fuels had a good run, but they’re no longer viable. The planet is overheating and the oil reserves are diminishing significantly. So, let’s look at some alternatives.

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Everybody loves the tropical fish tank…as long as they don’t have to clean it, and with this very fine t-shirt featuring the illusion of a tropical fish tank on your chest, you can enjoy all the splendid colors, and the soothing nature of fish, without having to worry about feeding them, or cleaning their tank. Probably the greatest shirt ever for lazy lovers of pet fish.

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The Good, The Bad & The Ugly was a great Clint Eastwood film, and this shirt is no different. I mean it’s different in that there’s a coyote in a sarape rather than Clint Eastwood, but it’s the same in that it’s awesome just like the movie. And just to be clear that is not a coyote in a sarape as in someone who smuggles illegal immigrants across the border. It’s actually a coyote animal.

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