Ninja If You Can Read This It’s Too Late T Shirt

by on November 9, 2010

Nice little twist on the bumper sticker that says if you can read this you’re too damn close or some such thing. Basically, in the nanosecond it takes for you to read the words and for your brain to comprehend them, you have that sword slicing through the air toward your neck. Time slows down as you can’t even get out a scream, and, thunk, your head is on the ground and the ninja skips off silently…job done.

Not a bad way to go really. You didn’t slip in the shower. You didn’t choke on a ham sandwich. You didn’t fail in an attempt to be like Houdini. You got offed by a frickin’ Ninja. That counts for something.

If you agree please make your vote count by making a very smart purchase of this If You Can Read This It’s Too Late T Shirt.

Ninjas are a very popular subject for funny t shirts. Snorg Tees knows this and graciously makes them available to you at a reasonable price.

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