My Fish is Good at Playing Dead He Must Be Going For a World Record T Shirt

by on October 19, 2010

my fish is good at playing dead he must be going for the world record t shirt My Fish is Good at Playing Dead He Must Be Going For a World Record T Shirtbuy now button yellow My Fish is Good at Playing Dead He Must Be Going For a World Record T ShirtNumber one: the only way this fish knows about the Guiness Book of World Records longest time playing dead by a fish in water is if this owner of the fish constantly has his TV on the GBOWR channel. Like 24-7. Because you see…fish can’t read. Their eyes don’t work like that. They can’t make out the little words. Yeah, maybe there’s a color photo of the previous world record holder but that really could be anything. Most miles wimming on his back. Longest time singing to Darfur refugees. Anything…so, long story short, I think this fish really did die because he was exposed to too much television.

And, the whole thing about playing dead is a construct just helping the unintentionally guilty party cope with the pain. If you want to support this theory and this dead goldfishes REAL family, then you must purchase the My Fish is Good at Playing Dead He Must Be Going For a World Record T Shirt.

Only six goldfish were killed during the Snorg Tees production of this shirt, which is six less than the limit you can kill during any commercial creative endeavor according PETA. Look it up.

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