Jay-Z I Got 99 Donuts ‘Cause a Bitch Ate One T Shirt

by on February 7, 2011

Very nice little bit of wordplay going on right her. Jay-Z got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one in his tune 99 problems. Now, you tweak that up with a comedy mind, and all of a sudden you had a perfect 100 donuts, but then some bitch ate one.

When Snorg Tees went to the drawing board to come up with this concept they knew they had a winner because donuts, rap, and wordplay is almost always an automatic recipe for comedy success. You know how I know that because you just pulled out your wallet, got your credit card and purchased the I Got 99 Donuts ‘Cause a Bitch Ate One T Shirt. Didn’t you? Didn’t you? I know you did. Saw it your dresser of drawers, when I was snooping through your shit when you were out of town.

You know you want people to realize you know the real rap from the phony crap. The dope hip hop as opposed to the greasy pig slop. I know you’re trying to let the world know you know.

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