To tell the truth, whenever I carve pumpkins it does feel like I’m committing a crime, stabbing a big knife into this Halloween creature’s face. But, just like with killing squirrels, I get over it. Just kidding. I never get over stabbing a pumpkin. I just stuff the pain and fear and disgust deep down. It will manifest itself as ass cancer in 20 years. Just kidding. It will be heart disease.
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