I’m the Mayor of Your Mom on Foursquare T Shirt from Rizzo Tees

by on January 21, 2012

Damn! Did you hear what this I’m the Mayor of Your Mom on Foursquare T Shirt just said about your momma? I wouldn’t take that at all. If that was me I’d totally mess that shirt up, because that’s disrespectful. What are you gonna do about it?

Just kidding…it’s just a shirt and it’s not talking about your mom, because you’re going to be wearing it, so it’s talking about your girlfriend’s mom. Or your math teacher’s mom. Or that crossing guard’s mom.

Foursquare, of course, is the playground game, all of us over 35 used to play at recess during school. You have that red ball and there are four people in squares and you try to hit the ball in someone else’s square so they can’t return it.

Wait, my editor is telling me (she watches re-time as I type these posts) that foursquare is a very popular social site where you can let people know where you are. If you frequent a place and let the social sphere no about it more than anyone else, then you are considered the mayor. So, now, we’re zeroing in on the humor here. Someone is frequently someone else’s mom…a lot.

Rizzo Tees did the job with this one. This is the kind of shirt that makes you go to the local fair, dance like the zombies in Thriller, buy 8 cotton candy poof cones, and hand seven out the neediest looking wanderers on the grounds.

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Joe January 22, 2012 at 12:48 am

Funny shirt. Not sure where the thing with the mom buying cotton candy cane from, but Thriller is one of my favorite videos of all time. Boss tune too. Love to dance like a total freak-o. Also foursquare is a great way to meet up.you always know were your buddy’s picking up a bag. Show up and mooch. Jk!


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