I’m the Centaur of the Universe T Shirt

by on March 30, 2011

What we have is wordplay. Do you know it? It’s a play on the phrase, center of the universe…and if you wear this shirt you are freely admitting to suffering from a little meglomania, which is a sexy thing to confess, especially as a first impression. It’s better than going all Beck on someone and saying “I’m a loser baby.”

If you’re an arrogant son of a bitch, around whom the entire revolves, at least there’s a chance you’re gonna have a lot of your shit together in terms of cash flow, living arrangements, vehicle, fitness, and let me see, what else is on the most important things in the world list…oh yes…grooming. Although that last one is probably a wild card since you do have a bit of a smelly beast on the front of this I’m the Centaur of the Universe T Shirt, so you might have to put up with some BO if you wear it on a weekly basis.

Deez Teez put on two hats to come up with the shirt: a horned helmet from mythological times, and a bowler hat, which is the official hat of wordplay. Look it up.

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