I’m Terrified of Being Offline T Shirt

by on October 8, 2008

When it comes right down to it, I’m very uncomfortable when I’m not Wired into the Web. The online world could woosh right on by as I’m doing something stupid like petting a dolphin, hanging out with my kids, suffering through a bowel movement, bicycling on a nature trail or weeding in the garden.

That’s why I can’t wait for Google to come out with that electrode that will just totally hardwire my brain to the Internet. Then, I’m golden and I won’t constantly get the withdrawl cold sweats.

I’m sure you feel the same, so right now, you should purchase the I’m Terrified of Being Offline tshirt.

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