Ah, the caffeine roller coaster, such wondrous highs, such vicious lows. Excitement and paranoia. You tell me right now, in all honesty, the caffeine is not a drug. Come on right now. Try to explain away your latte habit as simply “delicious beverage consumption.”
You can’t. You’re shaky. You’re all over the place. You have no anchor. YOU ARE A CAFFEINE JUNKIE.
The step is admitting it. Get I’m so excited, I’m so scared tshirt.
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