I’m Going Sailing Off the Coast of Somalia T Shirt from Rizzo Tees

by on March 11, 2012

This chap is ready to take his fine nautical skills to the next level by sailing into the most dangerous waters going today. Throwback pirates infest the waters of Somalia. Everybody in the nautical world knows this. Therefore, if you make a declaration such as the boldness fond on this I’m Going Sailing Off the Coast of Somalia T Shirt, then basically you’re just an adrenaline junky. Just because the guy on this shirt looks like he grew up in a tony ‘burb in New England, with a gold spoon in his mouth, and a trust fund at 18, he still either has a screw loose or an unquenchable thirst for adventure.

Whatever, I would not advise hoppin’ on this boat, because it’s a perilous journey. If the fates are smiling on you, maybe you don’t get capture at the hands of pirates, but chances are you will. And, I’m guessing that’s a little less pleasant than a vacay in The Hamptons.

Rizzo Tees put this design together because it’s funny, and many people around the globe like the funny.

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