Dude’s drinking straight out of the wooden keg. Or he’s a real live munchkin. Either way, don’t throw the keys his way. He may not be pulling his weight in the designated driver department, but you know as well as I his back rubs are to die for, so everything evens out in the end.
Just so you remember who’s taking the keys, where the I’m a Terrible Designated Driver Tee.
I wouldn’t lie to you…this is the absolutely true Busted Tees Review.
