I Survived Lost T-shirt

by on May 27, 2010

Three questions:

How come this shirt doesn’t say I survived Lost and all I got was this lousy tshirt.?That’s more funny than this one and, let me tell you, this one is funny, what with all the crazy mind fuck shenanigans those Lost creators pulled.

How do we know we really survived Lost? Maybe we’re in this purgatory stage where every day life seems normal and unchanged. Cubicle still sucks, still watching way too much TV and frapping way too much to Megan Fox pics on the Internet, but maybe soon the Lost virus starts to do its work on your innards and all of a sudden you turn into some mutant that smells like a rotting Beluga whale.

Can you tell I haven’t seen the show and am totally talking out of my ass?

Anyways, if you’re one of the handful of people that actually like cutting and other forms of self-abuse like watching television, including psuedo intellectual mind trip TV, and you actually made it through to the end of Lost, then you’ll probably have no choice but pick up this I Survived Lost Tshirt and wear it often.

Just kidding. I’m totally jealous of people that have the time and money to waste on this shit. No, no…that’s not what I meant to say. Really, I’m envious of those with the mental capacity to keep up with all the twist and turns offered up by one of the most interesting and ground breaking shows in television history.

The smoke monster bought the entire Busted Tees catalog a couple of years ago.

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