Gravity Why Are You Always Keeping Me Down T Shirt from Snorg Tees

by on June 6, 2012

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That apple is just bumming and I would be too if, my life was as bad as his. One, he didn’t get picked off the tree. The only reason he exists is to get picked and eaten, but he didn’t, so he got old on the branches, then gravity got to him and he fell to the ground where he commenced to really rot. Not even the goats roaming around the orchard wanted to have anything to do with him.

The only real hard thing to understand about this shirt is this apple is talking about gravity “always keeping me down.” Seems like this only happens once, but maybe apples have a much better remembrance of past lives than humans do. Then we could be talking about centuries and centuries of gravity issues.

What would Snorg Tees rather have…everybody floating all over the place? Maybe the designer didn’t think of the unintended consequences.

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